Six Summer Fashion Tips For When You “Forgot” to Get That Summer Bod

So, it's officially summer in the Northern Hemisphere (OK, it's not officially summer until June 20th, but to me it's summer at first under-boob sweat). For most, this means excitement as they realize it's...

Spanx A Lot

Friends, I'm simultaneously amazed and embarrassed to admit that, well, um, my Fitbit logged active minutes after I spent a good five minutes putting (wrestling) on a pair of Spanx. Please tell me I'm...

8 Reasons Leggings Make Excellent Pants

I hate to break it to the leggings haters, but leggings are the best inventions ever created by mankind. You may think they are only acceptable in the gym or at home, but the...

How You Know You’re Not In Your 20s Anymore 

You take so many pills a day that you actually consider buying a pill case. But, it has to be a Kate Spade designed zippered pouch (or something equally as...
valentine's day

5 Top Tips for Surviving Valentine’s Day!

Ah, valentine's day is all most upon us unless you almost forgot, but never fear! I'm here to help you through this turbulent time. You just need to remember that a well-executed valentine's day can mean...

5 Things That Happen When You’re On a Damn Diet!

The very day you finally begin your long-awaited diet, it's Surprise Staff Lunch Day. A baked potato bar complete with homemade chili, shredded cheese, full fat sour cream, and real bacon crumbles is what's...
The Art Of Public Pooping

The Art of Public Pooping

The Art of Pooping in Public I was inspired to write this post while at a work training this past weekend. After an entire day of pinched cheeks and a poop baby belly, I finally...
When you are an expensive taste cheapskate

When You Are An Expensive Taste Cheapskate

When you have Michael Kors taste on a Target Mossimo budget, life can get a little complicated. You are too excited upon finding a heavily discounted designer purse at TJ Maxx,...

8 Awkward Things That Happen When You’re Being Food Naughty

1. When the Starbucks barista thinks you can grab your venti Chesnut Praline, lemon pound cake, a yogurt parfait, bottled water, and Marshmallow Dream Bar (for later) all with one hand. Yeah, that's not...
10 Reasons Why you're nit quite an adult

10 Reasons Why You’re Not Quite An Adult

Adulting is not for amateurs. It's hard work. You're what would appear to be an adult, yet, before today, you were not aware that garbage disposals aren't meant to take on whole, cooked chickens (and...